Dear fam,

Dia sent me some questions which i will now attempt to answer:

Do you eat out or in for lunch? 

• We usually eat in for lunch. Lots of rice in the Apartment

How often do members feed you? 

• Almost every night! Score! 

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How long do you have to drive to get to church? 

• we drive about 15 minutes to church. Anchorage is very spread out. 

How long to get to the closest member's house?

•  in our area... about 15 minutes again.

Have you ever seen a police officer up there? 

• We got to sit in the back of a police cruiser when I wrecked the car! We see lots of police up here.

Does your house have a Jesus picture on the door? 

• yes. And some Hmong writing.

Did you know Mom dressed up Squeaky for ...everything, actually? 

• I saw 2 halloweens ago when he was a ghost... thing...

What did you think of the Hobbit? Oh, wait. (BWHAHAAA) 

• A CURSE UPON YOU AND YOUR SARCASM, INTERLOPER!!!! MAY THE HORSEMAN OF BAD TIMING INFLICT UPON YOUR SOUL!!!  I mean, not really.

LOVE

your EVIL Of that, today, we can agree big sister, Dia

And right back at you, Your humble subservient, quiescent, little bro, but powerful in the Lord, 

Elder D.  

hi, all,

This week has been a whirlwind of awesome. First, let me tell you about my companion, Elder Crowther, or Thajyeeb, (means peaceful; it's a powerful name.)

He's from West Valley, UT, he's been out 3 months, and he's my 3rd companion who's been trained in the Alpinglow Ward. Alpinglow trainees are a powerful bunch, and this one's no exception. He's most awesome.  

We are actually extremely alike, which is a little creepy at times. The days are spent learning Hmong, quoting Homestar runner, seeing people, and randomly singing acapella. 

Anyway, did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? 

He said he could stop whenever he wanted.

*bdonk chss

My new years resolution is 1280x720.

*bdonk chss

But seriously, not much has happened up here besides that. We've been going all out learning Hmong, because I've got a sneaking suspicion that this will be my last transfer in the Hmong branch, at least for a while. I'm ok with it, as long as I get to come back sometime.

I need questions from you all, because otherwise I run out of things to say.

Oh. The fourth Horseman of the mission Apocalypse is misplaced. Seriously. 

So, in order, that makes The Three Horsemen and One Pedestrian/Cyclist of the Mission Apocalypse: Bad Timing, Flat Tires, Insufficient Postage and Misplacement. 

Love all of you, need to go. Miracles happen every day; just look out for them.

Love from the North,

Elder Darcey

Hai people, 

Yeah, new years messed everything up...

Ask Dia how she's doing at French, BECause, I've realized the importance of Just knowing languages and being able to talk to people, and Dia was basically fluent, so she shouldn't give up on it.  Please, people, everyone within eyeshot of this page, learn a language, grow brain cells, be cultured. 

Good Luck

A letter is even now in the Mail for Aidan. Knowing the 3rd horseman of the Mission Apocalypse, (insufficient postage) it will get there next year.

LFTN

love from the north

Me

So Many Things To Write

All,

Happy new Year!  Christmas Zoo Siab! I have many things to say, and not many times to say it.

 

First, some things I forgot to say to my family during the phone conversation:

Aidan, I can't get over your voice.

Spicy food is REALLY deadened by salt. try it out.

The 1st horseman of the Mission Apocalypse is Bad Timing. He arrived late.

You really were prophetic with sending up that watch. Mine emitted a horrible scream (literally; I've never heard my watch, or any watch for that matter make a noise like that before) and died a few weeks ago, just a week after getting a new battery. So now I'm using the new one. :)

If you want to buy me a tie that would be nice.  I love the chinese one that Grandma Bezzant gave me.  The blue is not my fav.  I hate blue.  And the CTR is nice too.  

Now for something completely different:

Transfers came. Elder Greer, my companion for two weeks, is going to Fairbanks, which is the only place I would want to go right now if I had to leave the Hmong Branch. However, I stay here. I'll get an Elder who just finished getting trained, and teach him all I know before I go. I have a feeling this will be my last transfer here in the Hmong Branch...

I'm about Out of time; New years has messed EVERYthing up this week. I'll have a better email next week.

Oh yeah, I have to tell you about the new adventure, though. It wasn't even my fault this time...

We were just driving in a parking lot, making a turn, and POW. We get clipped from behind by another car. Everyone is again good, and everything is ok. This bodes ill for the remainder of my mission, however... It wasn't even me driving, since I'm red-dotted (unallowed to drive) for the rest of my mission.

Anyway, that's all. Love you all.

Love from the North,

Elder Darcey

The Best Back Massage Ever!

...was given to me a few days ago, by a chair in a members home. I feel so good it's not even funny.

 All:

I'm happy to talk again, from the cold north.

How cold is it up here?

It's so cold I saw polar bears wearing mink coats and beaver hats.

(badonk chss)

It's so cold I can outrun my own words, because they freeze coming out.

(badonk chss)

 It's so cold that freeze tag is taken literally.

( badonk chss)

Mostly, it's so cold that it's too cold to snow, which is why there isn't snow on the ground.

I love everything up here. The work is still going on. Hmong people seem to disappear in the cold. I need to remember that they were repatriated from the tropics. It's been harder to get meetings to go through without people. Still, everything's still going great.

I'm already out of time. You can rebuke me for this horrible email next week.

I promise that it will be better next time,

Love from the North, Elder Darcey

Rose Tinted Happiness

Family,

 Well, I really am doing good here.

Even if I weren't, I wouldn't notice. You know me: I see through the world with rose-tinted contacts, and hear through rose-tinted... ears? Get the Pratchett Color of Magic quote for me, will you?

 [Sorry, couldn't do it, I'm a Pratchett ignoramus, sorry no chance--Mom]

"Twoflower didn't just look at the world through rose tinted spectacles, he looked at it through a rose tinted brain, too, and heard it through rose tinted ears." Pratchett  Proof that Mom has evolved during this mission too.

 But really, everything is great. I love it up here. I'm already stressing that a year has gone by; it simultaneously feels like a day and an eternity.

 Love Northward Elder Darcey

Socks, Transfers and Conference

All,

The photo is a picture of me at transfer meeting. Elder Cameron, who mans the cameras during the meetings so he can broadcast to the bush, saw this picture of me on the camera, and took a picture of the "Angel in the Midst of the Missionaries".

 Elder Cameron is Awesome.

First off, no one had actually told me Socks was on the downhill until today, but I felt sad about her a lot today, so I really figured as much. She blessed my life so much (I have the scars to prove it...) and I'll miss her until I see her again. I'll always remember her fighting with dogs, cats, foxes, wolverines (that last one may have been made up) and DAD. She is awesome. According to cat years, she was 92 when she died. That's a long, fulfilling life.

Next, transfers came through. I'm staying in the Hmong branch, which is exciting, because I have not yet conquered the language, nor have I gotten my Hmong name tag in the mail yet! I hope to stay in the branch for a while yet. Elder Chalfant, however, has served here 8 months, and is going down to Seward. I'll miss him; he's been an awesome companion. I'll be getting Elder Curtain, who is currently my Zone leader right now. Go figure.

 Lastly is conference.  WOW! BROCK AND MATI, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO ON MISSIONS UNTIL I GET HOME. THUS SAYETH ELDER DARCEY. But really, I will understand if you do.

The announcement of younger missionaries floored me. Every missionary in the group with us looked like a mattock-ed Cow. [He sounds like he knows something about mattocked cows]

Stunned, wounded, a little in denial. This can only be a good thing for younger missionaries to be able to go out. I actually loved Elder Andersen's talk the most--the one about faith. Elder Andersen always has the best talks for me. I loved what he said about the need to have faith through trials. “Distancing yourself from the kingdom of God during a trial of faith is like leaving the safety of a secure storm cellar just as the tornado comes to view.” We shouldn't be surprised when we're backed to our walls of faith. I read a book recently that's really affected me. It's called "Here We Stand", by Joseph Fielding McConkie (not Bruce). It's a great book that I highly recommend. Anyway, that's about all. This transfer has passed far too quickly. I'm doing great up here. Winter is coming fast; The season of Almost-Winter is fading fast. (4 seasons in Alaska: Winter from October to April, Breakup from April to June, Construction from June to September, and Almost-Winter, from September to October Love you all from the North, Elder Darcey

Elder Dawbzaj = White Dragon

Dear Friends and family,  

Transfers. I'm staying in the Hmong branch, which is exciting, because I have not yet become proficient in the language, nor have I gotten my Hmong name tag in the mail yet! I hope to stay in the branch for a while yet.  My new companion is Elder Curtain, who is currently my Zone leader now. 

Enjoyed Conference:  MISSIONARIES ! ! !    This can only be a good thing for younger missionaries to go out.

I actually loved Elder Andersen's Talk the most about faith. Elder Andersen always has the best talks for me. I loved what he said about the need to have faith through trials. “Distancing yourself from the kingdom of God during a trial of faith is like leaving the safety of a secure storm cellar just as the tornado comes to view.”  This transfer period has passed far too quickly. 

I'm doing great up here. The Alaska Winter is coming fast; The season of Almost-Winter is fading fast. (Seems there are four seasons in Alaska: Winter from October to April, Breakup from April to June, Construction from June to September, and Almost-Winter, from September to October.)

Love you all from the North,

Elder Dawbzaj  Hmong name meaning  White Dragon

AKA

Elder Darcey  

First Snow Fall, One Year Mark, and Music

All,

 It's great to talk again. I'm freaking out a little right now, (as much as I ever do; just imagine me waiting to play a new Legend of Zelda game, or waiting to watch Lord of the Rings, then quadruple it, then double that) because I happened to look at a calendar and realized that... I'm almost A YEAR OUT!@@!@#$@#$" FREAKINGOUTFREAKINGOUTFREAKINGOUT

 OK, I'm good now. The librarian just shushed me, so I'll keep it down for the benefit of the other patrons. I'm terrified that the time is passing so quickly. I've been out here a year, and what do I have to show for it? 

Well, that got me thinking, and I realized I have a lot to show. I've helped people come closer to Christ. I've learned new skills, like carding doors, and Hmong (sort of... it's a work in progress...). I've strengthened my testimony, and come to see miracles all around me.

Truly the scripture is fulfilled: "And whoso receiveth you, there I will be also, for I will go before your face. I will be on your right hand and on your left, and my Spirit shall be in your hearts, and mine angels round about you, to bear you up" D & C 84:88 I've seen amazing sights, and met amazing people. I've come to know my Savior and King better than ever. And I've helped others do the same.

 All in all, as I thought about it, a lot has happened out here, a hundredth I cannot even begin to write. It's been amazing As Brigham Young said about Zion's Camp, I wouldn't trade this experience for the world, and all the riches therein.

 But anyway, enough musing. We had snow fall a couple days ago, which is officially earlier than all you you down south. HA This week we kind of met with our investigator De. She couldn't leave her house, and we couldn't come in, because the rest of the family was shamaning (yes, that is a made up word). when the shamans are doing their thing, no one's allowed in or out, for up to a week. It's actually kind of scary. They're trying to expel evil spirits and such, but it's really inviting them in. De is awesome though. She's been reading the Book of Mormon and she said that it always makes her feel better. Which is my testimony: Just like the Bible, the Book of Mormon contains the words of God.

How can you help but feel good while reading it?

 I'm about out of time, but I'm doing great. Seriously, if there even was a problem, I probably wouldn't notice anyway. but anyway, I love you all.

 Love from the Snowy-and-only-getting-snowy-er-North, Elder Darcey 

The attachments are the songs an Elder wrote while up here. A little about Elder Calk: he's amazing. He was AP when I first came out, then he went and served  in BARROW. ALL WINTER LONG. He's one of the best musicians around. These songs are just a sample of his amazing talent. His music has spread all over different missions; we heard that missionaries were listening to him down in Arizona, at last check. but anyway, the second song is exactly how I feel right now about going home.

Moar Photographs (LOL Cats spelling)

Dear All,

Photos are first, The logs we carried up a mountain and arranged, with no idea what we were doing. We later climbed another mountain, and saw the result.

 "And the Lord called his people because they were of one heart and one mind, and dwelt in righteousness; and there was no poor among them" (Moses 7:18).

 Second photo is Our Zone, the Chugach Zone. You see Elders from Eagle River, Anchorage, Nome, Bethel and Kotzebue.

 I guess I'll just have to be quick.... (Photos are hiking Mt Baldy *(Dad, I can't get away from bald mountains, even in Alaska!) and Slingshot-ing at Zone Conference. Be it known that I rock at those things. It's great to talk again.

This week flew by with speed. I was shocked to see that there was already a week less remaining on my mission. There wasn't a lot to talk about until yesterday, which I loved. We had our little room in the church building FILLED with Hmong people at sacrament meeting. There were probably 50 people there. It was an amazing meeting.

I had been assigned to give a talk, which I did. I really couldn't thing of anything to speak about, so I fell back on What's important, and talked about God's love for us. I brought up Moses 1, which first shows God's power, his creations, and his works. Then I went on to the next verse: "Behold, Thou art my son". God has all these creations to thing about, yet he takes time for each and every one of us. he will never slack off on caring for and looking after us. Moses 1:39: The point of God Even BEING there is because he loves us. God is Love, And we can feel that wherever we are.

 It always makes me think about the Restoration in a new light when I think about The first word God said to Joseph Smith. He Called him BY NAME. God knows all of us on a "first name basis". Anyway, I didn't really think it was that great of a talk, but people said it was what they needed to hear, so that's good.

 I Got the second package from my family. The Sobe didn't explode, but the cereal did, a bit. Don't worry though, because I am so loaded on Cereal you don't need to send any more. Seriously. Don't.

 Anyway, The weather's been turning colder, and it won't be more than a few more weeks before we have lasting snow. I realize I never sent my family any winter stuff for them to send back to me, which is just as well. Don't worry about sending the socks back; I'm still loaded on those too.

Hmong is slowly progressing. It's slow, hard, and memorization is hardest, but it's coming. So, I'll leave you with an illegible testimony. Don't use Bing to translate, unless you want a laugh.

 Kuv paub hais tias Phau Ntawv Maumoos muaj tseev. Kuv paub hais tias Yexus Khetos yog Vajtswv leej tub. Vajtswv yog peleej txiv saum ntuj ceeb tsheeb, Thiab kuv hais tej yam no los ntawm Yexus Khetos lub npe, Amees.

  Hlub from the North

 Elder Dawbzaj  (White Dragon)

Glaciers and Musk Ox and Transfers... OH MY!

All

 First off, I'm on a bad computer again, so sorry.

Second, I just got transfer calls. I'm going to serve in the Hmong branch. I'm serious! I get to go and learn a language! (TAKE THAT, COUSINS, SIBLINGS AND SIBLINGS BOYFRIEND WHO ALL KNOW CHINESE AND SPANISH (and french; How's that going anyway, Dia?)...


 So, I'm pretty sure most of you are wondering what that is anyway, so I'll explain. Hmongs are from China, Laos and the surrounding areas, and they've been kicked out for various reasons.

Wikipiedia has it better; just check it out there. Anyway, A lot of them found their way to Alaska (and Tulsa, by the way) and there found us, the LDS missionaries. Therefore, the Hmong Branch was born. And now I'm going to serve there.

 "But Elder Darcey! What will happen to Brayton, your current area?

 I'm glad you asked, random questioner. The answer is that another Elder and his trainee will move in and work here. I trust that they'll do well.

 "Isn't it sad to leave Brayton?" Well, yes it is, random questioner. I'm very sad to leave this wonderful area, but the Lord has something else in store for me. Something that involves an 8-tone-language to learn. It will also be difficult, as my skill with languages is... lacking. However, It will all work out in the end. As one of my favorite scripture ever states: "Sanctify [yourself], for tomorrow the LORD will do wonders among you" (Joshua 3:5). As I have faith and work hard, it will work out. I will learn an impossible language, I won't get sick from Hmong food, I will Do Awesome.

 So, we had a great Pday the other day. We went out to the wilds around anchorage and saw awesomeness. Don't believe me? Check out the Grizzly bear photo.

OOh, OOH! Dia! I'm sending you a package that will reach you in the next couple days! Take out the stuff that's for you, then please drop the rest off in Kamas when you can! Check out the picture in the Bottom of the package! It's been fun up here. The sun is almost normal, which will remain for about another couple days before the sun stops coming up. I CAN'T wait for winter. I'll probably be in Hmong for a couple transfers, though.

 Any other questions, Random Questioner? "Nope, I'm Good."

 That's good. If you have any other questions for me, make sure to write it on a post-it note, stick it on some food, and send it to me.

 Or email me (I miss car-talk, if you didn't notice).

From the Asian North,  Elder Darcey

Zone C, Packages and Sharing the Warmth

All!

It's so good to again talk to all of Koh again.

Here in Hmong, it's been a rough week. Most of our investigators and less actives cancelled our lessons and shot down our appts, we mostly scrambled around and tried to not look like complete failures. :) But really, it was an awesome week. I need to tell you about our AMAZING Zone Conference, Stake Conference, and to answer a question I heard someone ask. so, ready GO!

(1)  Ib: I got a package FILLED with food. You have no idea how much that helps. Thanks so much for the food, and the notes.

(2)  Ob: I got a surprise package from the ATKINSONS! Thank you so much for the thoughts, letters and candy.

(3)  Peb: Our Zone conference this week was amazing. We went up to the reindeer farm in Palmer and did service, hiked around in our own Zion's Camp, and learned amazing things. The thing that stuck out to me was about keeping the armor of God on, especially the sword of the Spirit. Imagine going into a place where they said "no swords allowed in here; you'll have to drop it off, but you can pick it up on the way out". Then, when you came back out, your sword was missing. I wouldn't like that. Yet, that's exactly what we do when we go somewhere where the Spirit can't stay with us. We drop off the spirit, only to come back and find that it's missing. We need to only do things and go places where we're allowed to keep our swords handy. It wouldn't be good to get ambushed without our weapon or armor on.

(4)  Plaub: I wanted to answer a question about recognizing whether the Spirit is giving you promptings, or whether it's just you're own thoughts. I'll answer from Elder Bednar. "Don't worry about it. If it leads you to do good, it's from God, no matter who the messenger is".

(5) Tsib: Our Stake Conference was awesome. There were really two topics. First was being happy. We need to be joyful. We have the greatest thing on Earth. We need to enjoy it. We have the knowledge of the Restoration of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, the "Marvelous Work and a Wonder" spoken of by Isaiah. Second, We have the duty, responsibility, and calling to share this happiness with others. We have to let our Light shine. We can't hide it; IT NEEDS to be on a candlestick. We have the complete and full truth; we need to give it to others, so they can be happy as well.

That's about all. I love you all, and pray for you always. I'm doing great, and hope you are too.

Love from the North,

Elder Dawbzaj