Dear fam,

Dia sent me some questions which i will now attempt to answer:

Do you eat out or in for lunch? 

• We usually eat in for lunch. Lots of rice in the Apartment

How often do members feed you? 

• Almost every night! Score! 

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How long do you have to drive to get to church? 

• we drive about 15 minutes to church. Anchorage is very spread out. 

How long to get to the closest member's house?

•  in our area... about 15 minutes again.

Have you ever seen a police officer up there? 

• We got to sit in the back of a police cruiser when I wrecked the car! We see lots of police up here.

Does your house have a Jesus picture on the door? 

• yes. And some Hmong writing.

Did you know Mom dressed up Squeaky for ...everything, actually? 

• I saw 2 halloweens ago when he was a ghost... thing...

What did you think of the Hobbit? Oh, wait. (BWHAHAAA) 

• A CURSE UPON YOU AND YOUR SARCASM, INTERLOPER!!!! MAY THE HORSEMAN OF BAD TIMING INFLICT UPON YOUR SOUL!!!  I mean, not really.

LOVE

your EVIL Of that, today, we can agree big sister, Dia

And right back at you, Your humble subservient, quiescent, little bro, but powerful in the Lord, 

Elder D.