Monday, January 28, 2013

Blessings and Miracles in the North


all,

I'm writing from a stand-up computer that only lets me on 15 minutes at a time.

Writing the above took up 30 seconds of that.

Anyway, This week has been great. The weather's bottomed out at -20, but it's not that bad.

Whoop, hold on. A computer opens...

OK, I'm back. And sitting down.

There's a great jump happening here in the Branch. I don't know what's caused it, but we're riding it as best we can. This week our Investigator came to church; The first one I've ever had in the Branch, and it was fantastic. We also managed to contact two of our investigators who have been busy for the last couple months.

The Branch is really doing great. Most awesomely, Elder Crowther and I are doing great at learning the Language. I do need that Pocket Reference, due to the App not being allowed up here. We have a good amount of language learning stuff, such as blue books from the MTC, a "hmong for missionaries" book and large dictionaries that go from one language to the next; What we need is a true dictionary that goes through both languages, is handy sized and has a LARGE amount of words.

As the pictures might suggest, This was also a monumental time for knives. Hmong Knives are some of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life; Hmong people use them for everything: from cutting down trees to killing/butchering animals, to cutting greens, to killing evil demons in your dreams... The works.

Blessings up here are abounding. We're finally getting to see and teach the people like we've been trying for a long time. Elder Crowther and I work well together. It's been fun.

Here's a random miracle: I was made one of the Tech Elders a bit ago. (that's not the miracle) We were doing a training last week, and everything  that could technologically go wrong, went wrong. (think Murphy's law on Steroids.) Anyway, we finally got things running (miracle 1,2, and 3) only to find that all the doors were locked to everywhere in the church we needed to get to, with none of us having the keys!!

Insert miracle number 4! My last companion left me a set of lockpicks, and I was able to get into all the doors we needed! YAY!  Haven't been able to do it again since.

Coincidences don't just happen, especially not all at once like that. Miracles are real, all. Of that I know, as surely as I know the sun rises (it still does, even up here). They may not be angels coming down from heaven, but they're just as powerful.

One last experience up here. We were going to visit some people up here, only to find ourselves interrupting a Shaman-ing (basically Satanic. Whatever religion you are; these things are SCARY. Any of you who know me know that I don't scare too easy) ritual. To quote the Scripture in 2nd Kings 7:7

 "Wherefore they arose and fled in the twilight, and left their tents, and their horses, and their asses, even the camp as it was, and fled for their life."

Don't forget to flee. ;)

Love from the North,

Elder Darcey

Monday, January 21, 2013

Weather, Socks and Scriptures

all,

 It's been an awesome week up here. Awesome as in that it fills you with Awe, not all of that necessarily good.

 Nothing bad, mind you, just annoying at points.

 First, the Weather. It's been warm. I'm not talking Alaska warm, where 10 above is Shorts weather, I'm talking 45! The Cursed Chinook Winds have come again!

 How bad was/is it? We cancelled church yesterday because it had rained all Saturday, and the roads were freezing. It didn't help that the rain continued all Sunday as well. We're going to die if this ever gets around to freezing again.

 But anyway, Life's been great up here. I am in constant awe of my companions spirituality. He is amazing. This week we went all out learning Hmong and seeing people and we were blessed with so much Success! It's amazing to only think about the people we're trying to help, trying to see. Our Hmong has been blessed so much as well! People who don't believe in the gift of tongues and the interpretation of the same haven't seen my me and my comp (bad grammar, but I have an excuse: I'm speaking Hmong!) learning Hmong.

In one week, My companion can already read, write and has a lot of phrases down. Blessings abound. We were told by our teachers that we sounded like Natives, which is the most awesome cool thing ever. (Insert picture here, blog mom).

 Anyway, we were grounded yesterday, so nothing was really accomplished there. These Chinooks are crazy. Speaking of Crazy, Everyone go to the Mormon Message "your day for a mission" and listen hard for a very familiar cry.

You'll freak when you hear it; I did.

 Socks: Mine are starting to all far apart all at the same time. Goldtoes, Dark grey, not black, I'll send you a picture next week. (mom, remember that sort of "unconventional" way we got all gray socks at the store by replacing the other colors? You think you could grab aidan and make it happen again? I probably only need a few pair, but I do need some)

 Also: I had a cool thought while reading the Scriptures a bit ago: Picture the most amazing, happy, fun, cool, awesome place on Earth. (Disneyland with all my family) Now are you ready for a cool thought?

 1 Corinthians 2:9 : But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

 Isn't that a great thought? The greatest place we can imagine can't even come close to how great it's going to be in Heaven. Think about that for a bit. Out of time.

 Love from the Not-so-frozen-North, Elder Darcey

Monday, January 14, 2013

Awed, Not Odd, But Awesome

All,

It's been an awesome week up here. Awesome in that it fills you with Awe, not all of that necessarily good.
Nothing bad, mind you, just annoying at points.

First, the Weather. It's been warm. I'm not talking Alaska warm, where 10 above is Shorts weather, I'm talking 45! The Cursed Chinook Winds have come again!

How bad was/is it? We cancelled church yesterday because it had rained all Saturday, and the roads were freezing. It didn't help that the rain continued all Sunday as well. We're going to die if this ever gets around to freezing again.

But anyway, Life's been great up here. I am in constant awe of my companions spirituality. He is amazing. This week we went all out learning Hmong and seeing people and we were blessed with so much Success! It's amazing to only think about the people we're trying to help, trying to see.

Our Hmong has been blessed so much as well! People who don't believe in the gift of tongues and the interpretation of the same haven't seen my me and my comp (bad grammar, but I have an excuse: I'm speaking Hmong!) learning Hmong. In one week, My companion can already read, write and has a lot of phrases down. Blessings abound. We were told by our teachers that we sounded like Natives, which is the most awesome cool thing ever. (Insert picture here, blog mom).

Anyway, we were grounded yesterday, so nothing was really accomplished there. These Chinooks are crazy.

Speaking of Crazy, Everyone go to the Mormon Message "your day for a mission" and listen hard for a very familiar cry. You'll freak when you hear it; I did.

Socks: Mine are starting to all far apart all at the same time. Goldtoes, Dark grey, not black, I'll send you a picture next week. (mom, remember that sort of "unconventional" way we got all gray socks at the store by replacing the other colors? You think you could grab aidan and make it happen again? I probably only need a few pair, but I do need some)

Also: I had a cool thought while reading the Scriptures a bit ago:

Picture the most amazing, happy, fun, cool, awesome place on Earth. (Disneyland with all my family)

Now are you ready for a cool thought?

1 Corinthians 2:9 :  But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

Isn't that a great thought? The greatest place we can imagine can't even come close to how great it's going to be in Heaven. Think about that for a bit.

Out of time.

Love from the Not-so-frozen-North,

Elder Darcey

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Dear fam,

Dia sent me some questions which i will now attempt to answer:

Do you eat out or in for lunch? 

  • We usually eat in for lunch. Lots of rice in the Apartment


How often do members feed you? 


  • Almost every night! Score! 


image property of mormoncartoonist.com



How long do you have to drive to get to church? 


  • we drive about 15 minutes to church. Anchorage is very spread out. 


How long to get to the closest member's house?


  •  in our area... about 15 minutes again.


Have you ever seen a police officer up there? 


  • We got to sit in the back of a police cruiser when I wrecked the car! We see lots of police up here.





Does your house have a Jesus picture on the door? 


  • yes. And some Hmong writing.


Did you know Mom dressed up Squeaky for ...everything, actually? 


  • I saw 2 halloweens ago when he was a ghost... thing...


What did you think of the Hobbit? Oh, wait. (BWHAHAAA) 


  • A CURSE UPON YOU AND YOUR SARCASM, INTERLOPER!!!! MAY THE HORSEMAN OF BAD TIMING INFLICT UPON YOUR SOUL!!!  I mean, not really.


LOVE


your EVIL Of that, today, we can agree big sister, Dia


And right back at you, Your humble subservient, quiescent, little bro, but powerful in the Lord, 

Elder D.  

hi, all,

This week has been a whirlwind of awesome. First, let me tell you about my companion, Elder Crowther, or Thajyeeb, (means peaceful; it's a powerful name.)

He's from West Valley, UT, he's been out 3 months, and he's my 3rd companion who's been trained in the Alpinglow Ward. Alpinglow trainees are a powerful bunch, and this one's no exception. He's most awesome.  

We are actually extremely alike, which is a little creepy at times. The days are spent learning Hmong, quoting Homestar runner, seeing people, and randomly singing acapella. 

Anyway, did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? 

He said he could stop whenever he wanted.

*bdonk chss

My new years resolution is 1280x720.

*bdonk chss

But seriously, not much has happened up here besides that. We've been going all out learning Hmong, because I've got a sneaking suspicion that this will be my last transfer in the Hmong branch, at least for a while. I'm ok with it, as long as I get to come back sometime.

I need questions from you all, because otherwise I run out of things to say.

Oh. The fourth Horseman of the mission Apocalypse is misplaced. Seriously. 

So, in order, that makes The Three Horsemen and One Pedestrian/Cyclist of the Mission Apocalypse: Bad Timing, Flat Tires, Insufficient Postage and Misplacement. 

Love all of you, need to go. Miracles happen every day; just look out for them.

Love from the North,

Elder Darcey

Monday, January 7, 2013


Hai people, 

Yeah, new years messed everything up...
Ask Dia how she's doing at French, BECause, I've realized the importance of Just knowing languages and being able to talk to people, and Dia was basically fluent, so she shouldn't give up on it.  Please, people, everyone within eyeshot of this page, learn a language, grow brain cells, be cultured. 
Good Luck
A letter is even now in the Mail for Aidan. Knowing the 3rd horseman of the Mission Apocalypse, (insufficient postage) it will get there next year.

LFTN
love from the north

Me

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

So Many Things To Write


All,

Happy new Year!  Christmas Zoo Siab! I have many things to say, and not many times to say it.
 
First, some things I forgot to say to my family during the phone conversation:

Aidan, I can't get over your voice.


Spicy food is REALLY deadened by salt. try it out.

The 1st horseman of the Mission Apocalypse is Bad Timing. He arrived late.

You really were prophetic with sending up that watch. Mine emitted a horrible scream (literally; I've never heard my watch, or any watch for that matter make a noise like that before) and died a few weeks ago, just a week after getting a new battery. So now I'm using the new one. :)

If you want to buy me a tie that would be nice.  I love the chinese one that Grandma Bezzant gave me.  The blue is not my fav.  I hate blue.  And the CTR is nice too.  

Now for something completely different:

Transfers came. Elder Greer, my companion for two weeks, is going to Fairbanks, which is the only place I would want to go right now if I had to leave the Hmong Branch. However, I stay here. I'll get an Elder who just finished getting trained, and teach him all I know before I go. I have a feeling this will be my last transfer here in the Hmong Branch...

I'm about Out of time; New years has messed EVERYthing up this week. I'll have a better email next week.

Oh yeah, I have to tell you about the new adventure, though. It wasn't even my fault this time...

We were just driving in a parking lot, making a turn, and POW. We get clipped from behind by another car. Everyone is again good, and everything is ok. This bodes ill for the remainder of my mission, however... It wasn't even me driving, since I'm red-dotted (unallowed to drive) for the rest of my mission.

Anyway, that's all. Love you all.

Love from the North,

Elder Darcey